As you may or may not be aware, I recently was part of a friend's wedding party. A fellow bridesmaid was given a free pass with the bridesmaids. However, I was completely unaware that the free pass was a real physical wallet-sized certificate. (I took a picture, but it incriminatingly listed my full name and had breasts in the background. I am not comfortable posting pictures of other peoples' breasts. Maybe once I start up the new blog - tentatively titled Sex Lies and Videotape? Caprices and Crochets? Pretty Lies? - I will post pictures of my own (lie #1).)
Anyways, for the record, this is what a real live Free Pass says: "The bearer of this pass is entitled - and in fact, positively encouraged - to canoodle, fondle, pet or otherwise molest the individual known as Sara K without fear of reprisal, hurt, jealousy or such statements as 'Well if you could, can I?'" (Signed and dated)
In case you're wondering, molestation did occur.
Please note, dear readers, that she failed to report precisely who was molested by whom, nor the degree to which said molestation occurred.
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