I have, with much agony, accepted that I am an engineer, at least for the time being. So, on to the next identity crisis. I was purchasing a mobile phone and I had a fucking multiple-personality panic attack.
Hippie Sara: OHMYGODWHATAMIDOINGBUYINGASMARTPHONE?????!!!!!
Blogger Sara: Umm... welcome to the new millennium. You blog. You Facebook. You might even Twitter.
Hippie Sara: But a SMARTPHONE?!?! That's outrageous. That's just too plugged in. I don't want to be that available. I want to escape the world sometimes. And what about the trees? What about the wireless beauty? I don't need Internet on the street!
Blogger Sara: Or maybe you do. Everyone else is texting and Twittering and shit. Get with the times. Get out of your little comfortable hole and connect with the people of the world. You like to write. You like to blog. Sell your hobby.
Hippie Sara: And oh my God the commitment! I can't commit to a man, how am I supposed to commit to a cell phone plan?
Blogger Sara: Don't. Go month-to-month.
Hippie Sara: I can't even handle the commitment of a monthly bill!
Blogger Sara: *sighs*
Hippie Sara: Think of all the lakes my discarded old phone will pollute!
Blogger Sara: You're impossible to reason with when you're like this.
Hippie Sara: What am I becoming?! I'm becoming a ROBOT!
I think the nice Koodoo lady was finding it a little much.
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